Dojos discussing their new digs, tankmates ...
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:20 pm
FIRST AND FATTEST DOJO: "We must have been very, very good! Mama put us into this huge 65-gallon luxury estate tank! Can't believe how much room we have, now. This is an ocean!"
SECOND OLDER MALE DOJO: "Yep, and now we have a couple new kids on the block. Mama just put in these pipsqueaks a couple days ago. Hmmm. They're quite a bit smaller than we are..."
FIRST DOJO: "Yeah, but the way she feeds us all, they'll be as big as we are in no time."
NEW ROSY BARBS: "Hey, we're new, too! We girls have been looking around. A couple of handsome hulks in here with us!"
NEW (SMALLER) DOJO: "Are you referring to US?"
NEW FEMALE ROSIES: "Heck, no! We were talking about those two male hunk barbs over there. They sure are showing their colors!"
RESIDENT MALE ROSY BARB: "Glad you noticed, gals! Great food, great color. You gals ain't half bad, yourselves!"
FIRST DOJO: "Yeah, well, we're still Mama's favorites!"
SECOND (NEW) LITTLE DOJO: "So, what can we expect now that we're in here?"
SECOND MALE (RESIDENT) DOJO: "A lot of great living, that's what! Look at all those new hiding places! I just dug myself a little burrow under that driftwood over there."
SECOND NEW DOJO: "You mean the one with the rooftop garden?"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Yep. That one. That's MY hidey hole, so you stay out of there!"
NEW BLUE GLOFISH: "Sure a lot of floating plants up here!"
SECOND BLUE GLOFISH: "Yeah, well, we're new, too. I'm concerned about that big Shubunkin down there. Can we fit inside its mouth?"
THIRD BLUE GLOFISH: "Maybe. But if we stay up here, he can't get to us. Besides, I heard Mama mentioning rehoming us into a 20-gallon pretty soon."
NEW RED GLOFISH: "Yeah. I understand there are lots of others like us in there. We'll have lots of company of our own kind."
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Hey! This is OUR commentary! Quit stealing the conversation!"
FIRST NEW BLUE GLOFISH: "Bllleeeaaaahhhh, to you, snakey-fish!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Wonder what glofish danio tastes like?"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "What do you think of this blue and black substrate?"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "All I know is it's the same size and shape as what's in that 20 we were in for the longest time, just a different color. It shows US up a lot better!"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Mama put our luxury cave in here with us, too."
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Yeah, except that pesky Shubunkin keeps using it, now!"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Mama's been talking about rehoming that shubbie, and that little runt comet, too."
SHUBUNKIN GOLDFISH: "Can't wait to get into a large pond, somewhere!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: WE can't wait for you to get out of here!"
MALE ROSY BARB: "Yeah, you're a pest! You hog all our food!"
SHUBUNKIN: "I AM well fed, aren't I?"
NEW SMALLER DOJO: "Lid's just opened! Lunchtime!"
SECOND NEW DOJO: "What'll it be, this time? Oooohhhh! Veggie Rounds! And soft ones, too! I'm off to the cafeteria!"
ALL TANK RESIDENTS, IN UNISON: "WAIT FOR US .... !!!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Wait, nothing! It's first come, first served around here!"
AND EVERYONE GATHERS AROUND THE NUTRITIOUS PELLETS AND BEGINS CHOWING DOWN. MORE, LATER ....
SECOND OLDER MALE DOJO: "Yep, and now we have a couple new kids on the block. Mama just put in these pipsqueaks a couple days ago. Hmmm. They're quite a bit smaller than we are..."
FIRST DOJO: "Yeah, but the way she feeds us all, they'll be as big as we are in no time."
NEW ROSY BARBS: "Hey, we're new, too! We girls have been looking around. A couple of handsome hulks in here with us!"
NEW (SMALLER) DOJO: "Are you referring to US?"
NEW FEMALE ROSIES: "Heck, no! We were talking about those two male hunk barbs over there. They sure are showing their colors!"
RESIDENT MALE ROSY BARB: "Glad you noticed, gals! Great food, great color. You gals ain't half bad, yourselves!"
FIRST DOJO: "Yeah, well, we're still Mama's favorites!"
SECOND (NEW) LITTLE DOJO: "So, what can we expect now that we're in here?"
SECOND MALE (RESIDENT) DOJO: "A lot of great living, that's what! Look at all those new hiding places! I just dug myself a little burrow under that driftwood over there."
SECOND NEW DOJO: "You mean the one with the rooftop garden?"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Yep. That one. That's MY hidey hole, so you stay out of there!"
NEW BLUE GLOFISH: "Sure a lot of floating plants up here!"
SECOND BLUE GLOFISH: "Yeah, well, we're new, too. I'm concerned about that big Shubunkin down there. Can we fit inside its mouth?"
THIRD BLUE GLOFISH: "Maybe. But if we stay up here, he can't get to us. Besides, I heard Mama mentioning rehoming us into a 20-gallon pretty soon."
NEW RED GLOFISH: "Yeah. I understand there are lots of others like us in there. We'll have lots of company of our own kind."
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Hey! This is OUR commentary! Quit stealing the conversation!"
FIRST NEW BLUE GLOFISH: "Bllleeeaaaahhhh, to you, snakey-fish!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Wonder what glofish danio tastes like?"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "What do you think of this blue and black substrate?"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "All I know is it's the same size and shape as what's in that 20 we were in for the longest time, just a different color. It shows US up a lot better!"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Mama put our luxury cave in here with us, too."
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Yeah, except that pesky Shubunkin keeps using it, now!"
SECOND OLDER DOJO: "Mama's been talking about rehoming that shubbie, and that little runt comet, too."
SHUBUNKIN GOLDFISH: "Can't wait to get into a large pond, somewhere!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: WE can't wait for you to get out of here!"
MALE ROSY BARB: "Yeah, you're a pest! You hog all our food!"
SHUBUNKIN: "I AM well fed, aren't I?"
NEW SMALLER DOJO: "Lid's just opened! Lunchtime!"
SECOND NEW DOJO: "What'll it be, this time? Oooohhhh! Veggie Rounds! And soft ones, too! I'm off to the cafeteria!"
ALL TANK RESIDENTS, IN UNISON: "WAIT FOR US .... !!!"
FIRST OLDER DOJO: "Wait, nothing! It's first come, first served around here!"
AND EVERYONE GATHERS AROUND THE NUTRITIOUS PELLETS AND BEGINS CHOWING DOWN. MORE, LATER ....